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Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood's mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket.

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Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied, "Oh no you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says."

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